THE TOP QUOTES OF EVERGLADES TRAINING 2012
"I like parasites. They keep you on your toes."
"This is beyond analyst architect. This is insanity."
"Oh boy."
"1,2,3 board up. 1,2,3 take off your pfd. 1,2,3 cook dinner..."
"I've been waiting for this finger all day!"
"And then Harry was like 'Voldemort's back!' and everyone else was like 'Bull shit!'"
Ah. The Everglades. When you add it up, I've probably spent more days in the Everglades than out this year. And I knew I had spent a lot of time there when we were passing through "The Labyrinth" the other day (notoriously difficult to navigate through) and I turned to my co-trainer Alex and said: "Ah. I had lunch at that corner last year." Or when passing through "The Nightmare," (another super intimidating route) and pointing out the site where I pulled a mangrove straight out of the glades last December while trying to pull canoes through a tight space.
Yes, you could say I know the Everglades like the back of my hand, or like the acrid, sulfur smell that greets you when you wake up in Tarpon Hook at low tide. I could recognize that smell anywhere, like the St. Mary's River on a warm summer morning. In 2012 alone, I've paddled all over Everglades National Park, both in the south end and the north end. And as I washed my hair on Highland beach with dish soap (you know how we do) the other day and then fell asleep to the sounds of the wind in the palm trees above me, I realized that I love it just as much as I did the first time I was out here on my own Everglades Training, almost three years ago. I can't believe so much time has passed.
I remember hitting the gulf for the first time and the intimidating feeling I had looking out over this huge mass of water. When I expressed these fears to my trainer Amy, she looked at me and said "It's three feet deep. Calm down." But if you know Amy, you probably also know that she uses more colorful language than that.
I remember being in awe when we left the Harney River Chickee after a long lightning drill and paddled down the Wilderness Waterway, watching the mangrove forests grow bigger and seeing the roseate spoonbills flying above us.
I remember that first night on Highland and falling in love with the sound of the wind and the waves and the palm trees.
I remember how amazing it felt to step foot on land after paddling the 38 miles from Highland Beach to our take-out site at Coot Bay Pond, having traveled 12 hours overnight to do it. That night still ranks in one of my top ten memories with Outward Bound.
Back in December I had the opportunity to do it
again as a trainer. And then, unexpectedly this month I went out for the third go around. Everglades training: always exciting, always something new.
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Sunset at Long Pine: night #1. |
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Kathy, Colleen, and Jefferson boarding up at the Chocolate Chip Cookie. |
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Taste the Rainbow. Photo courtesy of Alex Tiberio. |
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Lesson time on Highland Beach. Photo courtesy of Alex Tiberio. |
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Yep, they got the isis on the first try. And attached a hammock/sail to it. There be pirates here. |
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45 minutes into the Gauntlet and we were mudded out. But the view sure was pretty. |
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13 hours later, after paddling straight through the night, we watched the sun come up at the South Joe Chickee. Here I am with my co-trainer, Alex. |
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I don't know if y'all were aware, but Kathy Sprowles solo paddles like it's nobody's business. |
Coming out of Glades training has been a whirlwind of wrapping up course, dreaming about time off, and thinking about work again. I'm hoping the next couple weeks will give me time to breathe a bit, or at the very least, read Harry Potter.